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		<title>Certainly not a dush</title>
		<link>http://antidush.com/2011/10/02/certainly-not-a-dush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 14:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<title>Jonah Hill&#8230;Superdush</title>
		<link>http://antidush.com/2011/09/26/jonah-hill-superdush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this morning I was listening to a local radio talk show, The Regular Guys.  They played a recording of a phone interview with Jonah Hill, who was obviously peddling Moneyball.  Their first question involved Jonah&#8217;s recent weight loss, which was significant enough for even Conan O&#8217;Brian to showcase it when he interviewed him.  From [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So this morning I was listening to a local radio talk show, The Regular Guys.  They played a recording of a phone interview with Jonah Hill, who was obviously peddling Moneyball.  Their first question involved Jonah&#8217;s recent weight loss, which was significant enough for even Conan O&#8217;Brian to showcase it when he interviewed him.  From that point forward&#8230;the very first question&#8230;Mr. Hill seemed to have a stick up his ass.  He replied with &#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8221; in reference to how much he&#8217;d lost.  The rest of the interview was pretty much a wash, with Jonah being a completely non-responsive douchebag.  Jonah Hill ended the interview by hanging up on The Regular Guys, which is always a classy move for a &#8220;celebrity&#8221;.</p>
<p>You can listen to the interview <a title="HERE" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/17520525">HERE</a> (Thanks Adam).</p>
<p>Additionally I did find a Huffington Post interview that gives further insight to his douchiness.  You can read the entire interview <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/jonah-hill-moneyball-brad-pitt-lives-with-parents_n_978533.html" target="_blank">HERE</a> but I&#8217;m going to pull out my favorite bits.</p>
<p>The interviewer previously asked a question about Jonah&#8217;s success after Superbad.  Jonah responded about maturing as an actor in his late 20s&#8230;blah, blah, blah.  Then the interviewer dropped this (her questions in bold):</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>It&#8217;s very cool, otherwise you could be stuck in those movies being boy-man forever.</strong></p>
<p>(Silence)</p>
<p><strong>Right?</strong></p>
<p>Yeah, your words not mine. I&#8217;ve said what I feel. (Laughs) I love how reporters try to get you to say what they&#8217;re feeling. I&#8217;m very meticulous with my words. I say exactly what I mean and you want me to say what you mean.</p></blockquote>
<p>Then there is a portion at the end of the interview where they talk about Jonah living with his parents while his home is being renovated:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Right, that&#8217;s what it&#8217;s like being an adult with parents, I guess.</strong></p>
<p>Great, that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re going to write about.</p>
<p><strong>No! I just transcribe my interviews. The part where you diss me, which I love, will be in there. Believe me, if I&#8217;m a dick, it&#8217;s in there. I have no shame.</strong></p>
<p>You&#8217;re not a dick. I&#8217;ve done enough of these now where I can understand what someone wants me to say and what their angle is in an interview. It&#8217;s so rare where you just get to be yourself and that gets printed.</p>
<p><strong>Well this will be. And believe me, the comments will be that I&#8217;m a douche bag.</strong></p>
<p>(Laughs) You’re not a douche bag. You seem really nice. I just feel in some of these interviews they try to push you to be somebody you&#8217;re not.</p></blockquote>
<p>SERIOUSLY?!  What the eff is wrong with this kid.  What a nozzle&#8230; He&#8217;s obviously one of these control freaks that gets pissy if an interview doesn&#8217;t go in the exact path he wants it to.  Lighten up!  He talks about interviewers trying to make him something that he&#8217;s not.  Guess what&#8230;you&#8217;ve done that on your own.  You gave everyone the impression from your choice in movies that you&#8217;re a funny, approachable guy.  Now we know better.  His costar in Moneyball, Brad Pitt, has better comedic sense in interviews and doesn&#8217;t take himself as seriously.  Sorry Jonah&#8230;you&#8217;re not SO GOOD that you can act like such a pretentious a-hole.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re labeled as a comedian&#8230;deal with it, embrace it, love it.  Comedians that take themselves too seriously are like gynecologists that keep checking the wrong hole&#8230;useless, irritating, and soon to find themselves out of work (not that I would know personally&#8230;but I can imagine).  Nothing will cause me to boycott an actor&#8217;s work quicker than this type of attitude.  This is one of the reasons I refuse to watch Sean Penn movies.  He&#8217;s another douche that takes himself too seriously and assumes everyone actually gives a rat&#8217;s ass about his political views.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re paid quite well to entertain me&#8230;so leave your ego at the door and do it.</p>
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		<title>dush of the day&#8230;Facebook</title>
		<link>http://antidush.com/2011/09/21/dush-of-the-day-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As virtual farmers awoke to harvest their virtual crops this morning they discovered a heavily redesigned Facebook.  As expected with any change users took to their trusty statuses to express discord.  There was many a &#8220;WTF&#8221; and hollow threats of unsubscribing. Sometimes designers simply have to force new features onto the users in the name [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As virtual farmers awoke to harvest their virtual crops this morning they discovered a heavily redesigned Facebook.  As expected with any change users took to their trusty statuses to express discord.  There was many a &#8220;WTF&#8221; and hollow threats of unsubscribing.</p>
<p>Sometimes designers simply have to force new features onto the users in the name of progress.  Let be honest, most people fear change.  People get use to something appearing and functioning in a certain way, but that does not breed innovation.  If designers worried too much about what EVERY user thought, web sites would still look like a canned Geocities sites.  I understand all of this, which is why I rarely comment on site redesigns.  But in this case I kind of agree with the mild uproar.  I can&#8217;t quite figure out what Facebook was trying to accomplish here.</p>
<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just getting too old and crotchy&#8230;but I feel like there is just too much going on.  It&#8217;s like it was designed by a group of rhesus monkeys with ADHD and a bad crystal/acid habit.  Some stuff is organized in a seemingly random fashion, some stuff scrolls, some stuff is hidden, every time I move my mouse somewhere something magically pops up and blocks a portion of the page.</p>
<p>This seems to be a trend lately, and it&#8217;s not just with Facebook. Sites redesigned in such a fashion that they bombard you at every angle with &#8220;neat little tricks&#8221;.  It&#8217;s almost getting difficult to simply read the news at some sites.<br />
A generation of kids raised playing first person shooter video games and shotgunning Red Bulls are now designing web sites.  That&#8217;s why I feel old&#8230;because I feel like I should be able to keep up with it.  Of course I usually get &#8220;pwned&#8221; by pre-teens any time I play those games anymore so that might explain a lot.</p>
<p>But you know what will happen? Nothing&#8230; People will complain but then adapt.  Then in another year FB will implement another redesign and people will complain then adapt.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a dush&#8230;here&#8217;s my card</title>
		<link>http://antidush.com/2011/09/20/im-a-dush-heres-my-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your business card is CRAP! I like this guy.  He seems to embrace being a dick and apparently has the credentials on his obscenely large business card (complete with pop-up action) to prove it.  You have to have balls to create a business card that also has the ability to entertain small children.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://youtu.be/4YBxeDN4tbk">Your business card is CRAP!<br />
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I like this guy.  He seems to embrace being a dick and apparently has the credentials on his obscenely large business card (complete with pop-up action) to prove it.  You have to have balls to create a business card that also has the ability to entertain small children.</p>
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		<title>So the site is kinda up</title>
		<link>http://antidush.com/2011/09/17/so-the-site-kinda-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WELCOME&#8230;I think.  I&#8217;ve had an idea for a site that would be a positive outlet for both my sarcasm and narcissism, and this is it.  You may ask, what is &#8220;it&#8221;&#8230;what does &#8220;antidush&#8221; mean?  Excellent questions!  It should be fairly obvious, but I&#8217;ll placate you my fictional question asker.  All will be revealed in the &#8220;About [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WELCOME&#8230;I think.  I&#8217;ve had an idea for a site that would be a positive outlet for both my sarcasm and narcissism, and this is it.  You may ask, what is &#8220;it&#8221;&#8230;what does &#8220;antidush&#8221; mean?  Excellent questions!  It should be fairly obvious, but I&#8217;ll placate you my fictional question asker.  All will be revealed in the &#8220;About Us&#8221; section that has yet to be created.  In fact, there is still quite a bit of work left to be done.  If you&#8217;re an early visitor to this site expect the layout to change as it&#8217;s currently just an ugly, basic format that&#8217;s just out of the generic template bin.</p>
<p>Unfortunately I&#8217;m pretty lazy, so it&#8217;s quite possible things may not get updated for a while.  So patience my little dushes&#8230;all will be revealed in time.</p>
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